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Grant

Has a massive horse cock and gets mostly ugly girls but is still has a horse cock. Is not popular but hangs out with the popular kids
by Tangoes September 8, 2020
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Grant Pankratz

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grant hamilton

Biggest mong to be born in Scotland. The type of jakeball that still lives with his mum and has toes like Richmond sausages.
Dinny be a huge mong like that grant hamilton.
by The lord ofwords September 20, 2020
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Grant's Cake

Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.
Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?
by _y.kim October 11, 2020
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Lane Grant Smith

De•gen•er•ate - having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline.

"Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas"
"My boy, Lane Grant Smith, hangs with the scum of society - they are all a bunch of degenerates. Breaks my heart"
by Not Your Daddy's Llama April 19, 2018
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Grant

Allie: hey grant!
Grant: *too nervous to reply*
Allie: ...
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Grant's Amendment

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
by Bol'ead May 9, 2018
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