Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

Golf Clash

A game that says “Perfect Shot!” Even though the shot was shitty

Golf Clash: “Perfect Shot!”
Grandpa: “Shut up, that shot was shitty”

by GolfClashHater May 31, 2021

golf trophy

Something you get after destroying people dreams and being a bad husband

Damn, have you seen that guy, he has a golf trophy, he must be a madman

by AidenXxX February 5, 2018

Golf with your nose

Golf with your nose

Golf with your nose:

Golf refers as dick and It means play with your boobs(nose two hole). Golf stick stands for dick and nose as in two hole stands for boobs. It's a term used by teenagers frequently

by Gerard dydon June 29, 2021

Golf

Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends

“Hey I’m at the golf right now”
“Oh so you’re gay?”

by fjfhfhfb July 31, 2020

Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

by mhawke69 August 26, 2015

Like a flame to a golf ball.

Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple

Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.

by ae303902293 December 13, 2021