These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"
by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013
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Get the Porn Goblin mug.Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
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Get the goblin gems mug.An Ass Goblin is used to describe a person who you encounter and don't know much about, but you know "I would hate to be them". A person can be an Ass Goblin for many reasons such as a Karen yelling at the cashier because her order was wrong or a crackhead asking for money outside of the gas station. An Ass Goblin is a very unpleasant person, it could be by actions, looks, or general stupidity. Ass Goblins are a true enemy of the public and should be avoided at all costs.
Freind 1: When I went to the gas station earlier everyone there was an Ass Goblin.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
by Anonymous7232826 September 11, 2022
Get the Ass Goblin mug.You call someone this when they are genuinely ugly or just as a joke, you can say this to your boss, best friend, that one teacher, boyfriend, ex, a Walmart employee, your uncle in jail, my uncle in jail, and your parents. If you wanna go crazy call that person a silly goofy goblin.
mad-e: I'm talking to this guy rn and I think he's ghosting me....i still love him tho
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that
by Hater_I-hardly-know-her-1789 September 14, 2022
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