Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.

Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"

by secretslut October 17, 2013

Snatch Goblin

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.

Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."

by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013

Goblin stomp

When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement

Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 2, 2017

The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object

Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin

by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021

The goblin man

The goblin man refers to that one friend everyone has, who when he smokes becomes a full blow goblin. You will find the goblin man often will steal your food and will always wear shades and a hood.

Suspicious T: Ffs hes the goblin man

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

Goofy Goblin

You call someone this when they are genuinely ugly or just as a joke, you can say this to your boss, best friend, that one teacher, boyfriend, ex, a Walmart employee, your uncle in jail, my uncle in jail, and your parents. If you wanna go crazy call that person a silly goofy goblin.

mad-e: I'm talking to this guy rn and I think he's ghosting me....i still love him tho
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that

by Hater_I-hardly-know-her-1789 September 14, 2022

Goblin Slayed

a slang term to get raped by someone.

my theory on how sarada will get her mangekyo sharingan is get her GOBLIN SLAYED by shin uchiha clones

by Illumia Diatmonte Zuis November 8, 2018