Fear goggles

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days

Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Arabian Ski Goggles

When you are at the beach, you put each of your ball sacks over someone's eyes to protect them from blowing sand; putting your ball sacks over someone's eyes as a joke; the ski goggles you wear when you go to ski at the indoor mountain in Dubai.

We were at the beach today, and the wind picked up so I gave my girlfriend the Arabian Ski Goggles.

I passed out at the beach and when I woke up, someone was giving me the Arabian Ski Goggles.

It's not unusual to see men or women wearing the Arabian Ski Goggles on the slopes.

by Brenttheviking November 19, 2009

Bukkake Goggles

The large, blue-blocker style, imitation designer sunglasses that the girl pant wearing emo fem-boys sport in an effort to highlight/compliment their hair parting ability, and temporarily hide the tears shed over another boy.

They walked through the mall with their arms around one another, the cuts on their wrists glowing with mild infection.
Tapered pants of the female variety, and Bukkake Goggles to hide meaningless tears... ...what ball shaving lives they must lead.

by theNILBOG October 9, 2008

Fuzzy Goggles

A ritual usually performed when someone passes out due to excessive drinking the presence of others. A man sneaks up behind the victim, and squats over them, placing his testicles in the sleeping victims eyes, while another person takes a photograph. The photograph is then revealed at a later date, usually to the victim's girlfriend or parents.

Tom fell asleep first, so Ray snuck up behind him and gave him a pair of fuzzy goggles.

by mike February 17, 2005

Crusty Goggles

When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.

When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.

by Panfro May 16, 2007

sticky goggles

(n.) ejaculating over the cornea and retina of one's (female's) eye. leaves a pink eye type crust

1. "Yo, I gave that bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles..."
"Oh, shit! My Eyes!"

2. "Yo, yo, check it. I gave that one cum dumpster of a bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles!" (Insert load on eyes)
"Oh, shit! My eyes!"

by Pinky's January 3, 2008

fish goggles

Placing your balls on someone else's eye sockets.

Hey Tommy, remember when you slapped the fish goggles on Larry? That was hilarious!!

by Gabe A June 23, 2008