globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running. Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or speculative sense

"I globber for you."

by your name here April 23, 2005

globble

1. Mainly, the general feeling of disorientation and helplessness caused by the impacts of globalization. Someone who is feeling globbled may be angry, depressed, sad, etc, because of the sense of being unable to process the increasing amount of changes globalization brings into our life.

2. A tangible impact of globalization, such as a job loss.

"Gosh Sara, what's the matter? You look so glum." "Yeah, I read the newspaper today and I'm feeeling really globbled."

"Mark had this great job in advertising, but it was globbled. Now he's working as a check-out clerk at Wal-mart."

by Will Krider February 23, 2004

globber

Short for Globbermonster. A very large mishaped person.

Bret is a globber because he is 7 ft. tall and weighs 400 lbs, and lies alot.

by el poopino October 14, 2003

Globetrotting

Alright, this only works if the man is shorter than the woman.
In the act of sex, the man is on top. He moves his legs in a running motion, as if playing basketball. And reaches up towards the woman's chest, grasping the boobs.

Why is he with that tall girl

Dude they like globetrotting

by SleezyPete69 January 20, 2011

Globbersnob

To purposely keep one's semen in your mouth for too long a time in a failed attempt to act hot. This includes prolonged gargling, swashing it about in the caverns of your pallet with your tounge, or slowly pushing it between lips.

Everything was going well until I busted. Then she just became a globbersnob.

by Spoonriver April 14, 2010

blobbity globbity

Blobbity Globbity, or "Crotch Fat", applies to people who have an otherwise fit/attractive body, but have a roll of jiggily fat between the stomach and thighs, where the only phrase that can be used to describe this humurous misfortune is Blobbity Globbity

"so you fucked Brian? How was it?"
"gross. he had so much blobbity globbity i almost puked"

by sonni insane June 26, 2006

harlem globe trots

When you get diarrhea in NYC and you can't find a bathroom.

I've got a bad case of the harlem globe trots, I'm starting to dribble, and not in a good way!

by bumbobway November 3, 2007