A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.
(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.
(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.
(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
by crillis88 July 15, 2018
Get the Glitter squirrelmug. A word describing effeminately the literal definition of something fantastic, used mostly by the homosexual community.
Person 1: "Oh my GOD! Look at this! Do you think Jessica has seen this purse yet?"
Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."
Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."
by EarlUxbridge July 17, 2015
Get the Glitterallymug. by ẞadiablo March 10, 2025
Get the Glittermug. 1.its a bird its a plain no its GLITTER NUTZ
2 if i dip my nuts in glitter can i call myself glitter nutz
2 if i dip my nuts in glitter can i call myself glitter nutz
by titty dick sprinkles November 25, 2023
Get the glitter nutzmug. When you tie your significant other up to the bed. Then you put primer on their face, the proceed to ride them. When you getting ready to cum pour glitter in you hand and then blow it in their face while your cumming.
Ayo Jungkookie why did jimin have glitter all over his face this morning
Ah Tae Hyung when I was riding him I hit him with a Glitter Bomb
Ah Tae Hyung when I was riding him I hit him with a Glitter Bomb
by Kwoala May 3, 2017
Get the Glitter Bombmug. An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.
In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.
by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010
Get the Glitter Pumpkinsmug. When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated
"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."
by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024
Get the shooting glitter up her assmug.