Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

Furred

Doug B made this word sitting down on a tree smoking hella high up ina sky it was obama runtz its super fye he seen a squirrel he liked his tail he said he furred and it became a word , when u fried higher then ever u furred

yo bro im furred that blunt was crazy
teacher im furred can i take my test another day?
yo baby im furrred gimme some dome

by DougDId911 May 13, 2025

Fur Stomper

The rave girls with the furry boots and usually they have but are not limited to beanies with the ears, fur, and/or the long ear flaps that can fall anywhere from shoulders or lower and hoodie hats of all kinds. Also these girls are also very well known to have the ability to shuffle with decent skills.

>Dude did you she her?
>>Yeah man she looks hot in the furry boots and rave hoodie. Not to mention she can shuffle.
>Those girls are called fur stompers

by UselessInfoGuy May 6, 2013

Gooch fur

Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole

My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.

by Trout wrangler March 6, 2021

Fur Tumor

A fur tumor is when an animal gets their fur so matted up and such, -caked with mud maybe- that it literally seems like its part of the animal...

Guy 1: Woah! Did you see the vet cut off Fluffys fur tumor?

Guy 2: Yeah, biggest fur ball I ever seen!

by EmmaTheLeoaprd June 28, 2010

Canadian Fur Coat

Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.

by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023

Askam in Furness

If u were to want to go to a nice costal town were everyone is cousins and sells no dna testers because if end up at this shit tip of a place u are a window licker of want to get in on some of the incest sex in askam All u have to do is go to a park we’re u will find many nonces looking to snatch up kids

If u ever went on one of the suns £5 holidays you would end up here where u would inevitably be shanked as u get of the train for ur money so the shady bloke can go buy some fags at the local shop for his gang of 6 yr olds . Askam In Furness lovely place visit now .

by Barrow in Furness May 12, 2019