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The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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Funky Dunky

An Interjection used to describe music that bears unique characteristics and elements. A song that will make you groove and move no matter what.
NInja Tuna's "Kalimba" and Bill Wurtz's "i might quit" are two great examples of Funky Dunky songs.
A: "Dude, is that Scarlet Fire?"
B: "Yeah, it is."
A: "Turn that up bruh, that song's Funky Dunky!"
B: "FUNKY DUNKYYYYY!!!!!!"
by Puffheadmelodicaperson79 March 23, 2022
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funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.
Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
by formfaktor May 13, 2005
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funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.
"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"
by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008
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funky bussy

When a fem or trans booty hoke stanks
Oh girl her funky bussy be bussin as hell
by Sinfulfreak4A February 23, 2025
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Dusty Funky Samantha

This stupid whore you met on the street who walked all the way from the desert in the middle east to the other side in the world, She is covered in so much dust that not even the almighty Rusty Dusty has matching power to her.
Him: jesus fucking christ what kinda creature is that over there maite?

Me: that's some fat whore called Dusty Funky Samantha mane
by Undead Shiteson May 15, 2022
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Funky Red

What does it mean to call a female funky red? A red bone called funky red
by Dianthe September 17, 2023
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