Black Friday

Run. For. Your. Life. YOU WILL DIE IN THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING TO GET PS5S AND XBOX SERIES X IF YOU DO NOT BE CAUTIOUS YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET NOTHING. People camping in front of stores at 1 am! 1 hour in and it's all gone... There are BILLIONS OF SALES ON THIS DREADED DAY! To you, it's a sale day... but to the cashiers it's war...

Black Friday is just around the corner!

by :D iamyt November 23, 2020

Friday the 13th

It happens to be one of my favorite day of the year, i get so many nice visitors down here at the lake, but they all run off after i try to "explain my habits" that shall not be named. but its an overall good day.
-Jason Vorhees

Friday the 13th is the day i like to come out and play with friends.

by That Crystal Lake Guy October 18, 2020

Rule of Friday

Asking someone out on a Friday, so you can drown your sorrows over the weekend if you get rejected.

Mario: Lisa rejected me and we just got assigned to do a project together this week.
John: You should’ve followed the Rule of Friday

by Stockboy9 October 29, 2017

Black Friday

When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.

Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.

Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!

"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"

Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg

by DoctorBoneBoy January 27, 2018

DEVILS FRIDAY

To treat Thursday night like its a Friday night

It's Thursday let's not get too excited.
Nah Devils Friday let's get lit

by Franklyserious September 1, 2021

sambuca friday

the absolutely littest celebration ever initiated by throw up… it involves a shitton of sambuca and a bed in the ritz carlton.

are you ready for sambuca friday?

by honeymeri September 2, 2021

Sambuca Friday

The absolute coolest and elite night you have have while drinking sambuca and getting shit-faced. most likely to end in someone throwing up. happens every 20th of august

do you remember last sambuca friday?

by Kiki2004 September 2, 2021