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Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.
BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020
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PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
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PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
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trinity flush

The flush that follows after you ejaculate into the toilet (or into a tissue and then throw it into the toilet) and follow up immediately by sitting down, pissing and taking a shit
I was horny and I needed the toilet so I just did a 3in1 and followed up with a trinity flush
by Whoopsiedoodle October 14, 2020
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Flushed my cache

Slang/code word used between geeks, once they have finished viewing online porn.

1. Means they have have literally flushed the web browser's cache as to leave no evidence of viewing porn.

2. Blowing their load whilst/after watching online porn.
I flushed my cache so my mom will not find out.

That babe online was hot, I flushed my cache with excitement, got it all over the keyboard.
by da_rowdy_one July 6, 2011
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That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles
Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.
by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023
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Royal Flush

When all the siblings in a family are queer.
Did you know that Sarah and her sister are both queer? That’s a Royal flush!
by PercyWercy April 5, 2023
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