Flush & Fly

When you don't have enough time to unclogg the toilet before you have to pee so when you flush you leave immediately and wash your hands in the kitchen sink

My friend had to pull a Flush & Fly before he got the his hazmat suit on to reenter the "battlezone"

by Niggerinthehood December 17, 2018

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Flush

Broad term that could be used to describe any scenario, person, activity, etc ranging from a f*cking firework/light/rap concert to receiving a coupon for a free Chick-fil-A sandwhich. Receiving a compon is obviously the more flush situation but flush, being a very broad term, could be used to describe either scenario. In other words, flush is a less aggressive yet just as awesome form of "lit".

Joey: Bro, I just got a coupon for 1 free Chick-fil-A sandwhich on this ticket.

Cotter: That's fucking flush bro

by Hall of Cotter January 27, 2017

flushed the mouse

When you make a boneheaded decision or miss a chance at something. I missed the game winning shot. I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Spice is the Tony Kornheiser Show

I missed the game winning shot. I really flushed the mouse on that one.

My mom ruined the meatloaf. She really flushed the mouse on that one

by Schmeckle33 April 22, 2024

flushed the mouse

Expression that signifies you really screwed something up, especially when operating under pressured. Similar to "dropped the ball, "spit the bit" or "choked" - only worse. First coined on the Tony Kornheiser Podcast.

The Northwestern Men's Basketball team really FLUSHED THE MOUSE when the lost to Chicago State 73 - 75.

by exCGNDCA April 19, 2024

County Flush

Technique for immediately flushing the toilet after taking a shit, to eliminate lingering odors. Used in most county jails due to all cells sharing ventilation.

Unless you wanna get your ass beat, you better give that toilet a county flush.

by Kennyrivs January 20, 2017

Flush the Mouse

To screw up, to fold under pressure, to do the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Stony Brook was in the lead, but then those choking dogs did what they do best, Flush the Mouse, and lost by 22.

by TK’s Littles March 27, 2024