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father

Main title for Roman Catholic priests. In charge of conducting catholic sacraments and being a spiritual leader. Most priests stick with chastity, you facetious cock smoker.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Premarital doggy style isn't a mortal sin, is it?
by benedict July 21, 2004
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FISHER TEAR

IS A MEDICAL TERM FOR AN ANAL TEAR COMMONLY CAUSED BY CABANA BOYS IN FLORIDA WHILE YOU ARE ON VACATION..
A FAMOUS EXAMPLE IS A SHOP FOREMAN FROM AMARILLO, TEXAS WHO RECENTLY SPENT SOME TIME IN FLORIDA. UPON RETURNING HOME HE DEVELOPED AN UNUSUAL FEAR OF DEFICATING!!!! AFTER A QUICK TRIP TO THE CLINIC HE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A FISHER TEAR..
by PARTS DEPT March 12, 2012
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Father Bede

Goddamn I want to see Father Bede's gaping asshole
by papabeads June 26, 2017
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Pounding Father

A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".
Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."
by KnightsOfThePoundTable December 3, 2010
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Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun
"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".
by Stellababe August 4, 2011
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Father Shamus

The L33t leader of THE cult and emmbassidor to A cult. Once gaining disciples he becomes Secret Jesus.
D00d I want to be a disciple to Father Shamus!
by Fido The Righteous December 24, 2004
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father of the bride

a man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up
The father of the bride said he was going after the groom for making his daughter cry.
by craftmaster March 19, 2017
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