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remote farming

A term popularized in 2020 by an East Coast software developer to describe conducting business transactions illegal in one jurisdiction remotely from a location that is legal for such an activity.
Remote farming

Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.

Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.
by EastCoastDev October 30, 2020
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pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself
In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.
by skuffed_up March 1, 2023
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fuzz farm

the unshaven area above the wiggly meatstick and/or the lady puff
i shave my fuzz farm into a heart shape for my bf
by suckmynonexistentcock August 6, 2016
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Farm Harder

When you find farming too easy and you need to “turn em’ green” in order to hit your weekly targets – It is common for the leader of the farm shout “Farm Harder” in order to ensure you “turn em’ green” and hit your farming targets. When it is shouted it is common to hear all the other farmers shout back in unison “Farm Harder” and this is usually proceeded by everyone “Farming Harder” and enjoying a cold Beer to celebrate hitting their farming targets. You could also shout “Up the Baggies” to illicit the same response.
Farm Harder...everyone is now farming harder to hit their targets
by Sizzler1 June 15, 2018
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farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless and/or subjectively meaningless activity or activities over and over again, without any productive result
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.
by Sexydimma November 19, 2013
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Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.
'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'
by Farm Handy December 22, 2015
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penial farm

a controlled area, usually a penitentiary, that is widely known to inhabit only males who seek sexual dominance over other males
Man my ass sure does feel different after being released from the penial farm.
by Trey Eezy December 8, 2016
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