Fap Fuel

Something that makes you turned on and want to masturbate.

Oh man did you see Sheila's dress last night, now that was fap fuel.

by TruFacesWillCome May 25, 2011

Fap Dragon

A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.

Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!

by King of Fappers '94 December 08, 2010

fap

A lonely person whos name is Meredith.

Look at her shes such a fap.

by coooool kid May 09, 2008

fap happy

one who proform's the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent

fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of cunts

by issaru0 February 08, 2009

Fat Fap

The act of wrapping your stomach fat around your penis and fapping with it.

I caught that Bill guy fat fapping the other day. Gosh he's fat.

by TheFatFapper March 27, 2014

Fap-Flambé

When one's testicles are placed inside the anal cavity of another. The other person flatulates as the testicle owner manually stimulates themselves.

I have had gas so bad today, we shouldn't let it go to waste and have a little Fap-Flambé!

by RustyPWhole April 25, 2017

Fap sesh

Frantically beating your meat until you have a Indian burn on your bald headed yogurt slinger

Brady had a wicked fap sesh bro.

by JLman95 July 14, 2017