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boner factor 

the increase in length of your penis when you have a boner
Dude my dick is like 5 inches not including my boner factor
boner factor by say-d April 22, 2008

do factor 

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100
man my do factor just rose to 100
do factor by Lou November 1, 2003

Crackleation Factor 

What's the crackleation factor bitch?

Linoleum Factor 

1. Doing something right the first time so it can be used for a long period of time.

2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.

3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.
That girl must have hit him with the linoleum factor, 'cause she treats him like crap.
Linoleum Factor by frankfiredawg December 9, 2008

WTF Factor 

The WTF Factor,WTF standing for the widely known phrase 'what the fuck',is a commonly used factor but not commonly known.The WTF Factor consists of the general principals known as:the setup,the objective,and the effect or reaction.
First, the setup.The set up is usually composed of an area or object.Setups such as a pool or an office,possibly the home of an enemy.The objective is to promote alterations to a place to give off a sense of random or humor.And the effect,or reaction,should be the exclamation of the phrase 'what the fuck?!' or something along the lines of that.
SOMEONE:"Hey did you hear?Someone made the pool into jello!"

YOU:"What the fuck?!"

SOMEONE:"I know!Total WTF factor huh?"

XD
WTF Factor by John Mathews February 28, 2009

Cooter Factor 

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts
You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.
Cooter Factor by I The Imperial February 22, 2010