Eva

STAY AWAY FROM A GIRL NAMED EVA PLS. THEY CAN NOT BE TRUSTED

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"omfg yeah i have a new bsf called Eva"
"Bitch drop her rn, never trust an Eva"

by an absolute slaggg July 23, 2023

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Eva

an amazing person who went thru some rough shit in the past. her eyes and hair are dark brown and her figure is thin.
also she's very gay
staring at girls and all that shit
and has a major crush on her best friend

"There goes Eva!"
"...isn't she gay?"

by aiko f. September 6, 2023

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What is an Eva. Evas are almost pocket sized, red headed homosapiens with gorgeous blue and green eyes. Eva has alot going on her life that you may not know about so you should always ensure they are comfortable and smiling. Make Eva smile with a Starbucks that she won't be able to finish and a chocolate filled donut half the size of her head. Eva has a new passion for ice skating and is very committed. Eva will rarely read but enjoys a good romance book 🙈 always be proud and kind to Eva, they treat you how they feel treated. Eva is always trying their best. Dont let them give up on anything... ever.

"I went to the florist the other day and the owner was gorgeous-"

"Yeah! Thats Eva- shes adorable"

by achoo256 September 15, 2023

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Someone you can't trust and should never trust.

you told Eva something??? omg shes going to tell everyone because she cant be trusted!

by Estest September 11, 2022

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Eva Glangart

The misspelled name of a person who is a total asshole. I hate her. She makes me think there's SCHOOL TOMORROW WHEN THERE ISN'T. Oh yeah, she's also REALLY UNFUNNY. She loves South Park.

"Damn, she's being a total Eva Glangart right now." "Yeah, she sucks."

by Definitely Not Maxwell November 13, 2022

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