Evaned

To be stopped abruptly at a light turning red multiple stoplights lights in a row.

Evaned (E*van"id) {L. evanidus}

adj.
1. Unexpectedly sudden: an abrupt change.
2. Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;
3. To pounce on the brakes.
4. Steeply merged a foot to a pedal. See Synonyms at steep

Guy: Bro you see that Fire Truck? it's been Evaned like 15 times!

Passenger: Dude WTF this blows stop slamming on your brakes
Driver: Yea, another fucking red light
Passenger: Bro, when will you ever stop getting Evaned!

by redtruck June 29, 2013

Evan Marshall

A sweet sexy, very romantic person who always seems to put a smile on his face despite how he feels. He is a talented athletic and theatrical prodigy with the ability to make it anywhere in life. Family first is what he lives by and he never disappoints. May have a huge ego and know how to be cocky with it but he never looks down at some one always walking with an extended hand pulling them up. Once you fall in love with an Evan there's no going back

I can't do this I'm still in love with Evan Marshall

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Evan McCown

A nigga that will fuck your bitch with his 12 incher.

Yo Evan McCown is gonna anal your bitch.

by Kodak is Black June 13, 2017

ehlan

Proper Noun

A graceful unicorn who prances majestically through a field of golden flowers granting wishes for all lesser beings.

I saw Ehlan yesterday when I was hiking, he granted me a wish.

by suzy mofo December 21, 2017

Evan

A seizure boi. he seizes every day bro. gets lit in the hospital.

dont be an Evan or you'll seize everywhere....

by evanseizes65658 September 25, 2018

evan f

evan is super sweet and cute. you can talk to him about anything and everything. he will respect and cherish you, and like you and ONLY you. he's the cutest, hottest, most adorable human being on the planet and hes really funny. hes super tall and skinny but still perfect. he also has big hands that are perfect to hold and soft hair thats great to play with. hes a good person and has good manners. hes good with kids and your parents will definitely like him. hes known to play soccer and to be hecka good at it. if youre dating him, he will be committed to you and love you with all his heart. he will give you the best compliments at random times and make sure you know you mean something to him. he will include you in things and make sure you dont feel left out. he will talk about you in the sweetest ways. he gives the best hugs in the world. when youre wrapped up in his arms it feels like the safest place in the world where you feel loved and appreciated. hes really easy to talk to and if something is wrong or youre mad at him, he will not stop until the problem is fixed. hes just the best person ever and if youre dating evan, youre the luckiest person alive. oh and hes also a meme god and will send you the best memes.

example 1:
girl 1: wow that guy over there is just so cute and i heard hes really sweet
girl 2; yeah, it must be evan f

example 2:

girl 1: dang that guy is hot and i heard hes a meme god
girl 2: yeah, thats evan for ya

by cool beans :) October 18, 2019

Evan

Evan, a guy who is so cute and smart he has the cutest smile and he has his secrets and if girls are super friendly to him don’t be jealous because Evans are loyal and if you do end up breaking up don’t worry he’ll be super nice about it and treat you like a friend. And if your friends make fun of you for liking him ignore it you guys would be cute together

Evan...the perfect guy

by Evan lover <3 December 31, 2019