The DaBaby Dilemma

A situation in which a group of people must determine whether or not a controversial artist can be separated from their art, which usually depends on the severity of their crimes/the quality of their work. This term was coined from a meme making fun of DaBaby, stating that he is “not a talented enough to be separated from art.”

“Based off The DaBaby Dilemma, it’s probably for the best that we stop listening to him.”

by Irno December 1, 2022

Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.

Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”

by Fish20 February 17, 2023

Scholar's Dilemma

When your balls itch, but you're at school

1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school

by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023

hop on digimon masters online

slang for wanting to kill and mutilate anyone and everyone in the general vicinity of the speaker

if someone ever says this to you, run.

"Hop on digimon masters online.."

by FunLuke February 21, 2024

the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)

"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."

by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

Builder's Dilemma

Acceptance of inevitable destruction.

When you know that something is inevitably going to ruin what you have done, but you do it anyway for whatever reason you may have.

A builder knows what they build won't last forever, regardless they build. Maybe it's for money, maybe it's for love, maybe they build just for the sake of it, nevertheless they do it anyway.

"Mark built a sandcastle even though he knew a wave will just wash it off at some point. One can say he had the Builder's Dilemma in mind, a Sandcastle Mentality even."

by Urine_Gaming June 1, 2024

The Frank dilemma

**The Frank Dilemma** is a moral question about fictional characters who are mentally much older than their physical age. This often happens with characters who are vampires, immortals, or time travelers. The dilemma asks who these characters can date in a way that feels morally right: should they date people who match their mental age, or people who are the same age as their body looks?

Five from The Umbrella academy is often the subject of The Frank dilemma among fan conversations.

by Skinnystem January 22, 2025