Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
by Dean Wesley January 16, 2019
Get the The Detroit Red Wingmug. A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.
by W@yne Kerr January 24, 2020
Get the Detroit Rake Snakemug. When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018
Get the Detroit date nightmug. by qwertyu132 April 3, 2022
Get the Detroit dump truckmug. Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.
by Dump truck December 24, 2016
Get the Detroit dance partymug. A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half of the school tuition goes to the headmaster to pay for his brand new yacht. (see: Twat) What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.
They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.
What we are not allowed to do:
Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh
Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.
They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.
What we are not allowed to do:
Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh
Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.
by An attending student July 22, 2008
Get the Detroit Country Daymug. People who have all but given up on life.. They know their team sucks but still come out to root for them even though they are bound to lose one way or the other..
After getting fired from my job and breaking up with my girl in the same day I felt just like a Detroit Tigers fan..
by Hot dog Bunning April 27, 2005
Get the Detroit Tigers Fansmug.