Creamy Porridge

When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina

"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"

by fuckmetillibleed March 2, 2017

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Creamy Urchin

The gelatinous, stealthy after nut that remains stuck and hidden in her/his hair after being the recipient of a truly herculean facial eruption.

"For f*cks sake John! Your creamy urchin just came out on my hairdressers thumb!"

by African Powerhouse September 12, 2021

creami

An adjective to describe your morning. Positive, it's a good thing.

Etymology: Ninja Creami

Good creami morning, John!

Are you having a creami morning?
Yes, my morning is very creami!

by realwimble September 7, 2022

Creamy cupcake

When you have anal sex with a male/female and you cum on the butt hole and on the butt cheeks.

Hey bro I was fucking this girl in her ass and nutted all on her ass leaving her with the creamy cupcake!

by Jaybwallen September 14, 2019

Creamy side cake

This is when one shots love juice on the bum of a lover while doggy style.

Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.

by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011

Creamy Ketchup

Creampieing a girl on her period.

Brad gave Amy the creamy ketchup

by PizPuz April 29, 2023