Schrödinger's Covid

The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.

by Jen X December 21, 2021

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."

by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020

covid karma

Covid Karma is the term used for when someone crazy about protecting themselves from getting Covid-19 and is an asshole about it towards other people contract covid despite their efforts not to. This person treats their friends kindly while assuming strangers are sick. They wear a mask in front of people they don’t like and take it off while in the company that they prefer

“That bitch got covid at a party with all of her friends”

“That’s covid karma”

by Lusti23 December 8, 2021

Covid McDaniel

John McDaniel was a protest organizer during the 2020 covid-19 pandemic who died from the very same virus he was he was outraged by protections against.
A modern Typhoid Mary. Though there are no statistics at this time how many people he may have had in contact with while asymptomatic.

The outraged man at the grocery store was a real covid McDaniel, yelling about how wearing a mask is a violation of his rights.

by GroceryGirl May 12, 2020

Covid Trump

someone who knowingly puts people at risk of getting covid because they insist on going about their regular activities after knowing they have coronavirus, totally disregarding the safety and health of others

My mom has covid and she still went to the grocery store. She's a total Covid Trump. (Like the way someone who unknowingly spreads a disease is called a typhoid Mary)

by journeybitch October 5, 2020

Covid Booger

The thick white mucus and associated boogers people that hang around weeks after a Covid infection.

I kicked the Covid quickly, but the Covid Boogers are still hanging out in my nostrils.

by Buzz081421 August 17, 2021

Covid-34

When you contract covid-19 and decide to spend time sick beating your meat.

Doc: Sir. You tested positive for Covid-19.
Guy: Well, time do practice Covid-34 *whips out his cock and bust a fat one*

by TurnipPop April 28, 2020