"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"
"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"
"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"
by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019
Get the Cold Contact mug.How a Star Wars fan would describe bitter cold weather. Compares winter weather with conditions on the ice planet Hoth.
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Get the cold pan mug.When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.
(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
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Get the Cold War mug.Any ice cold light beer.
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Get the cold gold mug.Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.
Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.
by Lane Masters August 14, 2016
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what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
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