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Mean little pieces of shits. If you were getting shot your cat would do fixing nothing. All they do is sit around and be lazy fucks. Sometimes scratches you and furniture.
My cat shit near her litter box instead of in the litter box
by High g8 guy March 18, 2019
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"I seen katy's cat last night"
by DickFuckery August 27, 2016
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Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.
If the cat is nervous, squish that cat!
If the cat does not want to stay still, squish that cat!
If the cat is hungry, squish that cat!
If there is anything wrong with your cat, squish that cat!
by catboi420 December 4, 2018
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by mintycat December 6, 2016
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A (sometimes) little piece of shit that hates it when you get in its personal bubble. But at the same time loves getting its rear end right in your face while also hitting you with its tail.
This cat has its bootyhole right next to my face. Oh yeah, and the tail hair is in my mouth... what delight!
by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp October 24, 2019
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An adorable animal who is very furry. Ha! Cats don't measure up to dogs, dogs are loyal, whereas cats are not.
The cat climbed up the fence
by DammQueen June 7, 2017
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"You got a cat?"
"Yea"
"I think you mean trash"
by SPacehawk February 13, 2017
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