romantic capital

Capital accrued from generating romantic feelings from a romantic interest.

When I bought her flowers for Valentine Day, my romantic capital with her increased.

I was trying to build my romantic capital by taking her to an expensive restaurant for dinner. She thought her romantic capital was going to increase when she got me socks and a tie as a Valentine's Day present. It DID NOT. Good riddance to her, they are the only sock I wear these days.

by Batman Kienyeji February 1, 2024

capitals

A team in the NHL that is one of the best

The Capitals take on the penguins

by Blues Fan1111 August 9, 2021

grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2017

capitalism

Extreme-right dictatorship in which power is controlled by the bourgeoisie, where the rich get richer, the poor stay poor the same way or get poorer, a part of the middle class getting rich and another part of the middle class getting poorer. Killed 58 million people.

I hate capitalism.

by Zymby May 1, 2023

Capitalism

Capitalism is the thing you discuss with a random stranger at Chillox.

"Do you mind if I sit and talk to you about capitalism, random stranger at Chillox?"

by Sam the Phunny guy September 9, 2021

BEJrovBooTy 👙 GanBJraStass capital

Originally from Arkansas bend over bootys Banging ASS'S. Bejroogurs DOUBJraGs relbjaloods relbjaluds capital of the state of Arkansas Banging backwards Bending over bootys Banging ASS'S. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty 👙 ganbjrastass capital Banging backwards board game 🎲 bejroogurs in black DOUBJRAgs in green relbjaloods in red relbjaluds in blue by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 16, 2023

capitalism vs communism

The great debate between the people who think communism is when the government does stuff and who think capitalism is when oversimplified logo and people who think that communism is when poor and capitalism is when rich.
Overall, the capitalists tend to win because the communists genuinely think that capitalism somehow directly made logos oversimplified, but none of them deserve to win and they both should block every social media except YouTube and say "do not recommend channel" whenever they see a political video to the YouTube algorithmic method of determining if you wish to watch a video or would instead prefer to watch the funny rat video.

guy 1: HEEEYEY capitalism vs communism debate mayt be>? guunism bettuer i thaunk
guy 2: jark beisdunked all yur voints in hisn djuustitic assaay but debunk
guy 1: guy 3 deabbaanunked thsis!
guy 2: RENJWENWJECY KSDB AKNDBADBKAD IF AIKASLDDKWDWODOKDWOKDWKWDKDKKDOWKDOWLLSLLSLLSXL,,SKLSAD,SA././././...,. RHEN FALSDE
guy 1: DSKAMKDMAMSDMAKMD;ASMDL;ASMD;ASLMD;ASLMDAS;LMD;ALSMD;AD;LADMA;LMSDL;AMD;ASLMDLAS;DM I TREIGHT YUR WRONG
guy 2 magically does not see the rest of this argument, he took the L1?!//1/!??!!??!?!!?1/1?1/!?1/!?1/

by unfunny man July 13, 2022