Word Crimes

When you spell the same paragraph as someone else only in different spelling.
"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)

Behold the fall of literacy, it started with and emote and ended with a whimper. I hate these WORD CRIMES.......

by Stillwatter August 21, 2022

Crime

The opposite of a kiss.

"But he wasn't there for a kiss, he was there for the opposite of a kiss, which is crime."

by PCubiles September 12, 2022

Hate Crime

that thing you do to the Dunkin Donuts cashier when they remove the seasonal donuts a week before they are fucking supposed to.

I just want fucking donut, don't make me commit a Hate Crime again.

by bigwillydanielson November 15, 2022

Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.

That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.

by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022

blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.

Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022

Be Mad, Do Crime

A saying based on the original “Be Gay Do Crime.” The slogan “Be gay, Do crime” is an anti-capitalistic and anti-authoritarian statement, implying that crime and incivility may be necessary to earn equal rights given the criminalization of homosexuality around the world. "Be mad, Do crime" speaks to how being a mad person is inherently criminal therefore all things you do that relate to your madness are crimes. The statement is intended to speak out against the sanist notions our society has toward non-normative states of consciousness.

Live unapologetically, be mad, do crime.

by MVm\M April 25, 2022