Bro-Burrito

When a guy uses a blanket to become a burrito

Dakota - What are you doing tonight?

Ryley - Gonna become a Bro-Burrito

by B-BoyMcRib (Ryley) June 16, 2016

Nerdo burrito

A weeb with a broken foot.

Look at that nerdo burrito over there with his waifu pillow, let’s go push him down since he can’t chase us.

by Mr. Bucketfoot May 28, 2020

Burrito Illuminati

When someone is in a low rank in the illuminati they are classified as being a part of the "burrito illuminati". This is totally legit.

*Insert name here* is a part of the Burrito Illuminati.

by Apetnamedsteve November 30, 2016

flesh burrito

A penis, especially one that is uncircumcised.

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.

by Farmer J May 4, 2020

Burrito Transfer

When you lay butt to butt in bed after eating obscene amounts of mexican food(i.e. Smothered Burritos, Chile Con Queso, taquitos, etc.) with your partner, and you both unexpectedly fart into eachothers buttholes, therefore transferring eachother gasses into your respective GI tracts.

She Burrito Transferred me so hard, I fell out of bed.
Can't wait to go to bed and Burrito Transfer with you tonight, babe.
We spent 3 hours at El Paraiso, then spent 8 hours Burrito Transferring.

by BurritoDaddy January 2, 2022

Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

by Gustercat January 1, 2017

sensitive burrito

A person who in out of touch with their emotions yet sensitive at the same time.

Michael: I don't think I'm good enough for her man - I ghosted
David: Stop being a sensitive burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 7, 2020