Bastard

One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.

Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.

by Zach Rock Steady November 18, 2003

Bastard

The british word for you fucking coward

You're such a bastard fr tho like who searches this

by StrawberryGlow April 29, 2022

Knob Nosed Bastard

Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.

Often found to have poor weed on there floors.

Tom Churchman is a knob nosed bastard

by Jay Dee April 26, 2004

hooknose bastard

A guy who has a hooknose and acts like a twat.

"merrrr.... I'm trying to lipread!!"

"I'm a hooknose bastard and I act like a twat"

by Ben McArdle April 6, 2006

Commie bastard

An insult used against the red chinese communists in the liberation of anchorage from those dirty Chinese commies

Us soldier: DIE YOU COMMIE BASTARDS
Chinese communist: *curses in chinese*

by Lazylittlebastard April 11, 2019

Bastard

Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.

Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.

by Prudish Bastard August 30, 2013

murdering rat bastard

Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.

Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.

by crash_tx101 December 13, 2008