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Panda Table Backhandspring

a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011
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Backall

a self conscious person. Almost always can not get an erection when they are about to have sexual intercourse.
Dude i turned into a backall last night when Tonya touched my penis.
by THEJACKHAMMER51690 October 21, 2010
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Backhand

the reverse stroking of a penis to feel more pleasurable, usually done by a female to a male subject. easily added into jokes to add a sense of humility to the conversation.
boy 1: my favorite strokes are breast-stroke and butteryfly, what are yours?

girl: my favorite is the back-stroke

boy 2: dont you mean the backhand?
by shmarishmime October 12, 2010
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Backjack

A form of masturbation where you slide your hand down your dick with your hand backwards, forefinger and thumb touching eachother. Your thumb should be facing in twards your balls and your pinky out twards the head.
Painting a face on your hand is optional.
"Sometimes I rub one out backjack style to shake things up a bit."
by Clam Choder May 3, 2007
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backdraft

When someone farts in one room & it follows them into another room.
Sorry, I farted in the bathroom, but I guess I had a backdraft follow me in here.
by Backdraft Brad November 27, 2004
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backpack

Rap, whose market is primarily white, young, and of affluent parents.

Most fans might prefer this rap to more hardcore, gangsta rap because it seems to be conscious of social issues, and ignores popular mainstream topics (such as blunts, 40s, and bitches).

What most fans fail to realize is that this rap will most likely never go down in history. The true innovators in rap are appreciated by the masses, because they made a difference.

These men include Biggie, Tupac, The Wu-Tang Clan, and early Nas.

These men transcended the stupid backpack that antagonizes their words, and the legacy they left behind. The told stories, used unique musical inflections, and showed people the many sides and complexities of the hood, and the people within it.

Backpack rappers often justify their music with overly artsy beats, and flows that just...well, aren't happening...at least not nearly on the level of those mentioned above.

Biggie is the modern day Beethoven -> narrating almost as a third person observer. a dual character...like tupac

ODB is like T.Monk, Stravinsky or even Jackson Pollack. He destroys boundaries with a pseudo-operatic style, all the while being aware of the lines he is crossing.

Read about these men...and their backgrounds.

I'm going to shut up now...Backpack rapping often seeks to rebel for rebellion's sake. It is most often very cheesy, and few, if any backpack rappers will go down in history.
1.Inexperienced, overly-cerebral kid: This beat is so tight..check it (turns up music)

Hood gansta he shouldn't be hanging out with: Yea aiggght...(rat-ta-tat-tat blau blau!!!)

(dude who shot the kid doesn't know about the term backpack...but hears simply unexciting bullshit)

2. Kid 1: Check this verse...

Girl he is trying to impress: oh...that's so cool!! (yawn)

Kid 2: Too artsy for me man...this backpack shit gets old.
by Ronnie Fidro October 13, 2009
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Backhanded Compliment

n. When mom roasts you in the family group text.
Example of Backhanded Compliment:

Hey Sarah—you spelled whoa correctly!!! Yay!!
by Swhalen November 3, 2017
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