april 1st

the birthday of a really cute girl

“did you know that it’s a really cute girls birthday today?”

cute girls birthday is april 1st

by ughky October 16, 2019

April 9th

April 9 is national slap ass day so be bold and slap some ass

I'm going to be slapping ass on April 9th

by National manrrr April 9, 2019

April 10

The best person you will ever met, but if this person is a twin the first one is the best one and the second one sucks.

April 10 is the best day know to man

by Yvrjvdhsb November 1, 2019

April 2

April 2nd is National Druggie Day if you were born on this day you are either a crackhead or a heroin addict but you are pretty crazy, wild, and genuinely fun to be around. Hope that boosted your confidence :)

John: My birthday is April 2
Mark: You probably are a druggie

by ContentCop October 19, 2019

april 20th

Weed smoking daaaaay

im gunna get maaaaaaaaaad high on april 20th

by the ginger April 2, 2008

April 30

Don’t let the people born on this date go out of your life.. they are the best person you’ll ever meet!

Person: My bestie was born on april 30
Other person: Keep her forever.

by factzzzz November 15, 2019

April 24th

April 24th is nation punch creeps day.you can punch anywhere you want. his balls,hisnose,his neck, his gut , anything really!

David: hey,Marissa do you knwo what day it is toda-
Marissa: YEA! *punches David in the gut*
David: Ow!wtf Marissa?
Marissa: dont worry, its April 24th, National punch creeps day!
David:oh, ok.

by Vilox April 19, 2021