Wow my cousin Alyssa is such an Alyssa. Plus she looks like squidward when he ate all the krabby patties. I think he hair is red like a fag. Her aunt michelle can't go 5 steps out of the house before flipping fucking shit god fucking dammit why wont she go on any damn roadtrips fucking pussy I swear to fucking got grow a pair, stroke a dick and get out there. Stop being such a fucking tool that you make ron and fucking god dam kim be your stupid "protector" when me and alyssa crack funny fucking jokes because honeslty they were so fucking funny I swear to got you stuck up fucking pussies you make casbah look like a mother fucking lion,.
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Dammmmmmn i hooked up with Alyssa in bed last night
Damn man you lucky asshole . Better keep her or ill take her
Damn man you lucky asshole . Better keep her or ill take her
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Girl 1:"Who is that girl making very funny jokes"!
Girl 2:"oh that's Alyssa🙂 she is the funniest person in the world"!
Girl 2:"oh that's Alyssa🙂 she is the funniest person in the world"!
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