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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2013
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dependent adulting

by Justanotherbrowngirl February 27, 2022
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Group of Disney adults

A group of Disney adults is called an amber alert.
An amber alert went to Disneyland because it is their only joy in life.
by mausee September 20, 2023
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medium adult

This term is obviously used after a 2-5 day bender when you know you are being irresponsible. It’s great with friends bc it’s funny but you know you’re in shit creek with your job.
Hey Jenny, you have to cover for me with the tiny tots on the monkey bars and the little ones on the roller coaster. I blew Steve til 8 am and feel like a medium adult today. Cover for me...please cover for me...
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 16, 2018
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Adult

Scented candles and tax evasion
You know your an adult when your lighting scented candles and commiting tax evasion
by Ilumihardy November 9, 2021
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Adulting

Adulting (Verb); to familiarize oneself with the now obvious reality of adulthood. To feel ok with the transition from teenager to a young adult, and to notice slight but significant changes in one's life like, {paying bills, saving money, and time management}
Pam; Hey rick wanna go grab a drink tonight?

Rick; Jesus Pam, it's Monday, I have to do a bunch of work and we are in a recession so NO!

Pam; damn, rick you're adulting bro.

Rick; Fuck yea I am. And you better start too.
by Hawaiian Penguin January 19, 2023
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Adult

She's such an adult, she's always fresh.
by SirUnknown2 October 23, 2020
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