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Ollie Harrison

Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.
13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison
by wagwan piff October 2, 2019
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Harrison

A short fat English child who is sexually attracted to the minions in despicable me, has a tendency to become the annoying one in a ps4 party and is obsessed with skateboarding and thinks it makes him cool.
“Aye yo Harrison is short enough to fit up Hayden’s asshole
by Nexxus69 November 22, 2021
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zachery harrison

He’s amazing nothing else to say except when you lay your eyes on him your attached forever. You cannot live another second with out him or you feel like dying. Genuine To the core and loves everyone for some weird reason. A Zachery Harrison’s puts his trust in people who sometimes don’t deserve it but tends to give them a chance anyways oh and his eyelashes 👀
by Sacred one May 8, 2021
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Harrison

Harrison is an overall cute and sexy boy/girl that gets girls but doesn’t date and always is on the 100000/100 clout level and is a overall g.
Bro did u hear that Harrison had a 10some with the whole volleyball team?
by Patricialovez October 31, 2018
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Alexander Harrison

A unit of a teenager, lives up north is ard as fook takes shit if no one. I also heard he broke his hand fighting off a grizzly bear in woolston park, courageous guy and won’t let anything in his path stop him. Pussy slayer
Omg there’s Alexander harrison he’s a shottaaa
by T donneh June 4, 2020
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Harrison

The mintiest cunt out there solid guy has your back for ever thing
Your such a Harrison
by SexcMan101 October 7, 2020
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Callum Harrison

The one above this is right for sure but not only that he has a fit mom and the 20p Is for viagra
Who’s that fat prick he must be called Callum Harrison
by Hello bish October 15, 2018
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