Dropping a Condom

1. The action of 'breaking the ice' in such a way that you embarrass yourself. Instead of opening up a conversation with you, it results in you being shunned from the conversation and being spoken about badly.

2. The act of preventing an argument by entering the conflict and yelling a profound and unnecessary statement. Can often result in you taking full brunt of both arguing parties rage...but also makes for an amusing story later on in the day.

3. Revealing a contraceptive at an inappropriate occasion, resulting in being disowned by the rest of the group.

4. Opposite of rape, as opposed to being ‘owned’ you own yourself for the better of mankind. Like taking a bullet 'Harrison Ford from The Fugitive Style'. Essentially, taking one for the team with no regard for your own reputation- dropping a condom.

Also: to drop a condom, dropped a condom

1. Wow...he took one for the team there; he really dropped a condom with that joke about dyslexics so I could get her number.

2. Stone: "Bite me"
Wim: "Bring it"
Peter: "I'm wearing your lesbian mothers' underwear!"
Wim And Stone pummel Peter to a pulp.
Toke: "Well, he certainly dropped a condom"

3. "More tea Ethel?"
"Why Thank you Eliza."
Michael *drops condom in teapot* "Wana shag?"
"Good grief Ethel....control your Grandson!"

4. What a guy...dropped a condom, raped himself, but look at all those innocent fools, ignorant of the fact that he saved their asses.

5. Dropping a condom on the situation.

by Raving Professor No Legs July 26, 2006

Dropping a David Blaine

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"

Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.

by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011

Dropped a bucket on his head

When someone beats you badly in some sort of game, sport, etc. you say this

Score:
Josh:21
Hyfer:2

Josh dropped a bucket on Hyfer’s head in 2K

Josh: “I dropped a bucket on his head”

by BucketDrop May 28, 2018

dropping a barge

(v.) The act of passing a large bowel movement, usually resulting in a clogged toilet.

"What the heck is taking him so long!?"
"He must be dropping a barge. Go get the plunger."

by ieathedges July 21, 2009

dropping a clay davis

Taking a giant shit. Like, 15 minutes in the bathroom shit. It is named for Senator Clay Davis from The Wire, known for his elongated "Sheeeeeeeeeeeee-it"

Bob: Yo, how long has Tim been in there?
Todd: About half an hour. Dude's dropping a clay davis.

by Señor Justicia June 23, 2010

dropping a stinky one

to go poop. also see taking a turd.

"OHHHH YUUUCCCKKKK!!! Who dropping a stinky one???"
"heehee, i am."

by sowutboutit?? May 9, 2010

Dropping a Paul Kelly

The act of pulling the penis and scrotum from behind between your legs so they stick between the buttcheeks.

"we were in the locker room when some asshole came in Dropping a Paul Kelly!"

by SIMC and Twinky November 7, 2011