Carson

Someone who is annoying, has no friends and easily offended.

Stop annoying me, ur such a fucking Carson.

by skibiditoiletenjoyer69 July 25, 2024

dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

by dagnel June 12, 2024

Carson

A very muscular man with a pectoral gap and has a big ass that he likes to spread aggressively while hitting squats.

Oh look it’s a Carson he likes taking pre up his ass

by Four big guys May 11, 2022

carson

born in a car

mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again

carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom

by bessy1234 March 28, 2019

Carson

A stupid gay guy who loves raping my bro Kadin even Kadin doesn’t like it and even Kadin is gay.
He is annoying disgusting and would kill to have anal with Jesus Christ.He has a microscopic pp actually he might even have a vagina.Carson is so gay

Did you see Carson?

Yeah I saw him raping Kadin again and some other dudes

Yeah he also raped my dog

by BigPPman42069 January 26, 2020

Carson

A massive idiot, self centered, and the worst friend/boyfriend of all time.

Dude, don’t be a Carson.

by actual fucking idiot November 28, 2019

Carson Q.

Carson Q. Is A Gamer Guy Who is A total Hottie. Usually He is Playing With His Homies On Console So If Your Trying to text him while hes playing Dont Because He wont Give a Shit About you ,Trust me. Carson Is A Total Flirt But he May Reject it when you do it back , If your friends with Him Then You are really lucky but you better do your part to keep him happy as well... But if your His GirlFriend Then Its totally Different.
1.Dont buy him Things He doesnt like you to

2.Let him Be touchy Dont Push Him Away (Dont think dirty- Let him Hug You hold hand Etc.)
3.Just Text The Guy no matter what your doing because he may be scared to tell you how he feels

4. his ex Is a slut so Watch out for that Hoe
5.Dont ignore neither not hang out with him Atleast walk next to him if he doesnt talk to you

Carson Can Be a really Nice guy But dont expect him to give you That much attention if he doesnt text you in 10 minutes that Means F off (Sometimes)

Carson is a really nice guy Trust me He is Caring (Hot) Tall And Super Funny If you meet him Dont miss out :

(Ps If your a latina Watch out for your ass He might Claim It)

Carson Q.? Hes a Latina person ;

by littleAsianKid December 8, 2019