When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !
Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.
by lizdawiz January 31, 2019
Get the Lincoln Tissue Bookmarkmug. by Big penis gang September 23, 2021
Get the lincoln north starmug. An Abraham Lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. The recipient is then shown a mirror. Their reflection appears to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Man: Have you ever seen the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?
Woman: No. What do you mean?
(splat)
Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!
Woman: No. What do you mean?
(splat)
Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!
by KrazeeEyezKilla February 3, 2010
Get the The Ghost of Abraham Lincolnmug. Piece of shit. 💩
Steve: hey what do you drive?
Micheal: I drive a Lincoln navigator!!!
Steve: O, so you drive a piece of shit. 💩
Micheal: I drive a Lincoln navigator!!!
Steve: O, so you drive a piece of shit. 💩
by babylon315 January 10, 2017
Get the lincoln navigatormug. by dumass69 October 7, 2011
Get the Grahm Lincoln Grantmug. The act of putting 1 dollar worth of pennies in a woman's asshole and banging her until climax. Then, forcing her to fart. However many pennies come out after the initial fart, is how much you spend on her dinner that night.
Oh damn, Chris really treated his girlfriend to the dollar menu last night after giving her the Abe Lincoln Stinkin'.
by BostonTanzi November 28, 2018
Get the Abe Lincoln Stinkin'mug. A pretty normal school in Tallahassee that would like to be left out of everyone else’s name-related drama thank you very much.
also our marching band is THE best band in the land. thank you for coming to my ted talk
also our marching band is THE best band in the land. thank you for coming to my ted talk
Lincoln High School is the least eventful of the three big high schools in Tallahassee. And it’s down the road from *the jail*. This is how boring it is here
by Bright Yellow Bento Box March 30, 2019
Get the Lincoln High Schoolmug.