Week Zero

The week at school or work where you act like you don't know any motherfucker in that b***h.

Real nigga: "Man yall fake as hell. I'm goin back to Week Zero and pretend that I never even met any of yall!"

Fake Bitch: "Dat nigga don't fuck wit me no mo cuz i didn't pay him back dat money so i said fuck him i'm on my Week 0 shit now!" - Posted on January 31, 2011 at 2:25 PM via Mobile Web

by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011

zero down

To downplay something; a person, place or thing.

"I'd call him the one that got away. I mean, I could zero down him to just another lover, but I'd be lying"

by saysaylay August 03, 2019

Division by zero

A math joke that has been so overused that it has become a cliche.

"I used division by zero and my paper gone into flames."

Not funny anymore..

by inquilinekea February 12, 2007

Zero Sense

The ability to be at home with large numbers like millions, billions, trillions, and quadrillions, and not just knowing how many zeros they each have.

Being aware that a million has 6 zeros, a billion has 9 zeros, a trillion has 12 zeros, and a quadrillion has 15 zeros is only the first step; we need to try visualizing the difference between them by putting them into context—we need that zero sense to get a feel of what these numbers represent.

by MathPlus August 24, 2021

Mr Zero

an online name commonly used by child predators; stay away from ANYONE using this name

Mr Zero seems friendly at first, then asks for contact details, then buttrapes you sooner or later!

by Theta Zero July 05, 2010

zero-day

No time left to do whatever you had planned to do, the day you die, or the day that your life will metaphorically end (be put in jail for life)

He hadnt come up with the money, it was zero-day.

by james "the snake" ricardo September 19, 2003

zero shock

In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.

Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.

by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021