Gorilla Wipes

Another name for "toilet paper". The sounds that come from the bathroom during this time are very much like those of a gorilla. So it is now the wipes of a gorilla.

Connor: "Yo Haley, You alright in there? Your sounding like a fucking Gorilla"

Haley: "Yo Bitch, Can you get me some Gorilla Wipes. Ive ran out of toilet paper"

by GorrillaWipes February 23, 2010

Subsequent Wipe

A wipe of the ass that usually takes place an hour or more after the actual crap because you didn't get it all the first time. Typically it is undertaken because of extreme discomfort resulting from residue that festers between ass cheeks.

I took a big dump right after I birdied the third hole, but had to go back for a subsequent wipe after number 11 because my ass was on fire!

by Genius455 November 30, 2009

Macho Wipe

Macho wipe is another word for paper towel. Yet is only used when one runs out of toilet paper during certain bathroom related processes like taking a dump.

Yo, man you're out of toilet paper again!!! Grab me a macho wipe, STAT!

by M. Churchill June 11, 2007

dummy wipe

(verb)to wipe or rub the penis on objects.

"my roomate dummy wiped the whole house, the silverware,the door knobs,the refrigerator handle. He told me he once took a canoe out on a lake to dummy wipe a buoy"

by friend of original dummy wiper June 3, 2008

Trophy Wipe

The final wipe where there is no skidmark, the most satisfying wipe of all.

"I keep my trophy wipes in a box under my bed."

by girtbeef September 10, 2015

stripper wipes

Discreet moist towlettes used by a hooker or stripper as an integral part of the "trucker's shower" for the purpose of attempting to "cleanse" the vaginal area in less than 2 minutes in preparation for the next "gig" booked by a handful of horny 26 year old boys who saved 3 months of paychecks from their first real world job to pay for said nickel and dime hooker.

"Did you use the stripper wipes? I want to make sure I'm not contracting anything."
by wgray on Jan 6, 2014

by wgray January 6, 2014

douchy wipe

The cool guy move used by douchebags to show how cool they are.
It is done with a thumb on the jaw with the pointer finger moving back and forth in a wiping motion back and forth under the mouth.
The Douchy

Friend 1:Hey which one is the guy that asked you out?

Friend 2: The guy in the wife beater nodding and giving us the douchy wipe.

by Jeep Terp November 18, 2009