winking brown starfish

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

by Joey Schwartzman May 31, 2005

Winking Snorlax

The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.

It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.

Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"

Terry - "Swag"

by twizzlaaaaaaa January 1, 2012

Winking owl

The image one sees when looking up at a woman in yoga pants who is climbing with one leg perched above the other

As Sarah was mountain climbing above me I looked up and seen her winking owl.

by BPH47 March 8, 2018

Winking bunny

Winking Bunning is a sexual game where the 1st participant will shove as many marshmallows up there rectum as they can fit. Then the 2nd paricipant will eat out there rectum and get as many marshmallows in there mouth as possible. If the 2nd participant can get all marshmallows in there mouth and say "chubby bunny" they win, if not the 1st participant wins.

Person 1: man did you here jeff lost in winking bunny, Michael fit all 62 marshmallows in his mouth.
Person 2: jeff can only fit 62 in his ass hole? Wyat can fit 83 in his. Let's see if Michael can fit that in his mouth.

by Bigilo February 9, 2020

Winding and grinding

a signature dance move of a man named Duke Depp who dresses up as Willy Wonka.

Duke always do the winding and grinding on his live

by Cola.depp March 21, 2021

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

Dark Winging It

To have unprotected sex, made famous by Dark Wing Duck's catch phrase "Let's get dangerous".

I was dark winging it last night and I got the bitch pregnant.

by Duck Tales Woo ooo April 1, 2010