An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.
I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.
by s2k ftw September 18, 2013
Get the left lane lurkermug. When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.
Similar to a jersey slide
Similar to a jersey slide
Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit
by Dave K July 23, 2004
Get the california lane changemug. The asshole who is driving the speed limit in the left lane creating a long line of cars behind them because they think they are going fast enough.
by FoxNewser July 23, 2008
Get the Left Lane Vigilantemug. 1) A battleground for the war being waged in Williamsburg, Brooklyn between the hipsters and the Hasidic Jews.
2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.
2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.
It really made me uncomfortable when they repainted the Williamsburg bike lanes, I mean they're trying to bully the jews in a historically jewish neighborhood. They really need to take a deep breathe and think about what they're doing.
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
Get the Williamsburg bike lanesmug. The Alabama Lane Change is the act of purposely shoving your penis into a girls butt unexpectedly while doing it doggy style.
me: "dude you should try the alabama lane change with kelsey"
jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"
jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"
by rough dry butt sex... nstow March 14, 2011
Get the alabama lane changemug. DOOD1: Man look over there
DOOD2: Man that is Gross
DOOD3: What happened?
DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|
DOOD2: Man that is Gross
DOOD3: What happened?
DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|
by MRUnpossible June 7, 2009
Get the Ass Crack Lanemug. An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.
by Perimeter May 6, 2009
Get the merge-or-die lanemug.