wintered-out

Tired of the snow, the snow shovelling, driving in the ica and snow with the other crazies, tired of the cold weather

It only Febrarary and I'm already wintered-out !

by ddorf February 11, 2010

Winter Cock Block

When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.

Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.

by G-Oli February 23, 2010

Winter Neediness

A feeling that you get when winter/cold comes and causes near-instant neediness to have the company of another human beign for you to have physical contact with, preferably sex and/or sleeping together.

May cause impulsively starting a relationship which in turn may cause it to end as soon as the cold goes away.

Man1: Me and Sandra broke up.

Man2: I thought you guys were going really well.

Man1: Nah, it was just winter neediness.

by Assassinador May 28, 2011

winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.

That water was so cold I got winter sausage.

by Aros71 April 12, 2013

winterference

When it snows so hard your WiFi, satellite TV or whatever else does not work.

Your WiFi is out again!
Winterference!

by SuperBabyMethod October 31, 2013

winternado

Winternado. The possibility of having a tornado sometime during the cold winter months, sometimes involving snow. Probably caused by extreme weather conditions generated due to climate change and global warming.

I've never seen anything like that winternado we had the last week in january! It was like a funnel cloud of sad screaming snowflakes sandblasting the frozen ground... and my face! It was so cold and awful!

by idropdb November 16, 2013

winter shock

That feeling when it's 81 degrees one day and the next morning the wind chill is at 7 degrees. The shock of winter starting.

Example: How's it going Bravi ?
Bravi: wtf happened to fall/autumn.. This winter shock is killing me.

by Bravi November 12, 2014