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Wiener winner

When a girl impresses a guy so much she wins his wiener
Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?
by I like penguinssss March 29, 2024
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Evil Wiener of Death

Noun;

1. A term coined by internet flashers, used to describe their genitalia when informed their images are unwelcome. Used in a butthurt fashion and meant to elicit guilt over not wishing to receive their images.
2. A vendor's hot dog that has clearly sat out for too long, causing much stomach discomfort and inability to digest properly.
1. "Girls show their boobs all of over the internet and I send one picture of my Evil Wiener of Death and everyone gets upset."
2. I hit the hot dog stand outside my workplace and the guy must have served me an Evil Wiener of Death because I couldn't eave the bathroom all weekend.
by Lucille Bawlz April 23, 2017
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wiener lock

A condition in which a man's ejaculation is blocked from releasing for some reason, similar to a vapor lock in an automobile.
aww man I was all ready to bust that nut when I got that damn wiener lock!!
by ducks114 September 16, 2014
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wiener tweener

1. a titty fuck
2. when a man places his erect penis between a woman's breasts in order to ejaculate on her breasts, throat, chin, etc.
Mary gave Scotty a wiener tweener last night.
Hey Greg, did you get laid last night? Naw man, but Eve did give me a wiener tweener.
Hi Sally. What that all over your throat and face? It's Bill's spooge. I just gave him a wiener tweener.
by King lakufta December 23, 2021
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ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.
Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.
by 08-Patches January 14, 2024
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Leaner wiener

When something gets you sort-of aroused. Your dick starts to get hard and leans to one side.
She bent over and I saw down her shirt. I started to get a leaner wiener.
by Spence’s Mom March 18, 2024
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Wiener

something that you get aids from
guy 1: bro do you like wiener

guy 2: no I can get aids from that
guy 1: oh
by tonychestnut February 26, 2023
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