Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?
by I like penguinssss March 29, 2024

Noun;
1. A term coined by internet flashers, used to describe their genitalia when informed their images are unwelcome. Used in a butthurt fashion and meant to elicit guilt over not wishing to receive their images.
2. A vendor's hot dog that has clearly sat out for too long, causing much stomach discomfort and inability to digest properly.
1. A term coined by internet flashers, used to describe their genitalia when informed their images are unwelcome. Used in a butthurt fashion and meant to elicit guilt over not wishing to receive their images.
2. A vendor's hot dog that has clearly sat out for too long, causing much stomach discomfort and inability to digest properly.
1. "Girls show their boobs all of over the internet and I send one picture of my Evil Wiener of Death and everyone gets upset."
2. I hit the hot dog stand outside my workplace and the guy must have served me an Evil Wiener of Death because I couldn't eave the bathroom all weekend.
2. I hit the hot dog stand outside my workplace and the guy must have served me an Evil Wiener of Death because I couldn't eave the bathroom all weekend.
by Lucille Bawlz April 23, 2017

A condition in which a man's ejaculation is blocked from releasing for some reason, similar to a vapor lock in an automobile.
by ducks114 September 16, 2014

1. a titty fuck
2. when a man places his erect penis between a woman's breasts in order to ejaculate on her breasts, throat, chin, etc.
2. when a man places his erect penis between a woman's breasts in order to ejaculate on her breasts, throat, chin, etc.
Mary gave Scotty a wiener tweener last night.
Hey Greg, did you get laid last night? Naw man, but Eve did give me a wiener tweener.
Hi Sally. What that all over your throat and face? It's Bill's spooge. I just gave him a wiener tweener.
Hey Greg, did you get laid last night? Naw man, but Eve did give me a wiener tweener.
Hi Sally. What that all over your throat and face? It's Bill's spooge. I just gave him a wiener tweener.
by King lakufta December 23, 2021

Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.
Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.
(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.
Let’s go find a date at Neely.
You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.
Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.
(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.
Let’s go find a date at Neely.
You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.
by 08-Patches January 14, 2024

by Spence’s Mom March 18, 2024

by tonychestnut February 26, 2023
