bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.

Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus

by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024

Tissue Walrus

A rolled up piece of toilet paper, paper towel, or a similar cloth that is stuck up the nostril to prevent blood from a nosebleed or snot from a runny nose

Jimmy had a cold, so he used a Tissue Walrus

Josh got a nosebleed, so he stopped the bleeding with a Tissue Walrus

by Fanitypis April 23, 2025

Ricky The Walrus

When You take chopsticks, put them in your mouth then make a loud whale/ walrus noise while having sexual intercourse with your partner.

Wanna come over and hump me like ricky the walrus

by iuhdsiuh June 13, 2010

Barnie the Walrus

Just let the word explain

Look its barnie the walrus!

by mlemingshobe July 27, 2020

I Am The Walrus

N-no you aren't, Paul Mcartney is. Don't lie. Wait, are you? PAUL? PAUL MCARTNEY, ITS YOU!!!!! Look at all those no-brainers over there thinking they are you. Also, in the song, do you say GooGooGjoob or Koo Koo KACHOOOO?

They are the eggmen and I am the walrus.

by SockDuck May 28, 2022

Obey The Walrus Syndrome

A video that is only scary or disturbing thanks to one single element used in the video, typically music.

This can be demonstrated by changing the music in the original "Obey The Walrus" video to something more upbeat and happy. The video loses it's "scariness" and just becomes a random set of unrelated footage with some pop songs over it.

Person A: dude this video I found on Reels is so fucking scary, look at this.

Person B: that's only scary because of the music, proper Obey the Walrus Syndrome there buddy.

by rollacethejazzmaster October 8, 2025

wal-rus

an overweight Wal-Mart shopper so weird looking that his/her picture ends-up on the internet

When you've worked here a while, you'll learn to identify the deferent breeds of wal-rus.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 20, 2010