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WalMart

A huge chain of American shops known for having the weirdest of customers. You'd be having a really good day if you managed to avoid a transvestite in leopard-print leggings and a lime green polka-dot tank top.
Hey Joe, Fancy going to WalMart?

No thanks, too many transvestites there.
by qwertyuiop.com OGG May 23, 2016
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walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.
Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.
by what are you the fae August 25, 2025
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harnoot walmart

the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason
omg look at harnoot walmart

she’s so weird
by harnoorhateclub November 26, 2021
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Walmart

it’s a store. What else would it be
Welcome to Walmart
by giomtz68 April 7, 2021
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Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.
by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023
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Walmart

a place regarded in various religions as the abode of God (or the gods) and the angels, and of the good after death, often traditionally depicted as being above the sky.
my friend died and went to walmart
by dón-an-amadán November 21, 2022
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Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd
Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling
by Cools Man December 1, 2024
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