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Waleed

i hate being a waleed
by #WRECKED// DESTROYED September 5, 2018
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wajeeha

a type of self harm. cutting on wrists
are you wajeehaing?”
nah fam, i’m good
by gshenehai May 14, 2020
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wakehouse

When two really drunk gay guys 69 while eating each others buttholes.
"Those two gay guys wakehoused all night like a couple of really drunk gay guys."

""I love it when my boyfriend and me drink some chiraz and wakehouse all night."
by Todd Silverspoon March 16, 2008
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Tajiki Wakeup

When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.
Oh man, she pissed me off so much last night that I decided to give her a Tajiki Wakeup
by C-Rob July 31, 2008
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wake and blaze

'Wake and blaze' is the true term for getting high right after waking up. Some idiots think the term is 'Wake and bake' but who bakes a fucking cake right after waking up?

I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
Reggie Mcfart: I wake and bake all the time.

Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
by Fighter-Of-The-Night-Man November 7, 2013
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Nagasaki Wake Up Call

Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!
I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.
by D. Cox February 9, 2009
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Wake Up Call

In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.
6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!

Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.
by window shopper June 20, 2011
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