After two centuries, Vlad began to tire of the nosfer a trois with Mina and Drozden, and moved his coffin to the spare bedroom.
by Zsombik October 4, 2022
Get the nosfer a troismug. An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
by Daddy332 November 15, 2021
Get the troy…mug. When children or pets are in the presence of a Troy and all common sense or discipline flies out the window and they become spastic not listening or behaving
Oh sorry about our dogs behavior he went Troy dumb ..or I apologize about the loud noises , my kids went Troy dumb .
by Dirtyshirt tee October 24, 2022
Get the troy dumbmug. Troy is a cunt who’s a simp for relationships but he’s the best at them,and never leave him because he has a big caring heart,but don’t be mistaken he wil poes you neh
by south africa is poes cool November 22, 2021
Get the Troymug. Troy is what tired parents name their already disappointment babies. Troys are the biggest assholes you will ever meet. They have stupid hair and a dumb laugh. Troys use shitty humour to make up for their micro-penises. They have obvious mommy issues and probably ate sand as a child. Troys have one hobby and redirect their life around it. Troys often drive big trucks, displaying to everyone that they can’t satisfy a woman.
by Cold_Raw_Eggs April 17, 2023
Get the Troymug. And we’re back with a hot new story. One of the greatest talk shows with regular, late night, or evil editions.
What’s Troy and Abed?
Oh, Troy and Abed are characters from the series Community and are one of the best sitcom duos ever.
“Hey did you see the new Troy and Abed?”
“Yeah but why did Abed say how to make napalm?”
Oh, Troy and Abed are characters from the series Community and are one of the best sitcom duos ever.
“Hey did you see the new Troy and Abed?”
“Yeah but why did Abed say how to make napalm?”
by Sw0tyf December 26, 2021
Get the Troy and Abedmug. by whatafag January 21, 2022
Get the Troy Alabamamug.