Toilet slayer

a person who takes heavy bathroom breaks many, many times per day, basically slaying the toilet.

Ever since Raj started eating Taco Bell every day he's become a toilet slayer

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 19, 2018

Toilet Owl

Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.

The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?

by kskxbcuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 15, 2017

Toilet Flushing

When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet

Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing

by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018

Toilet Necklace

A bruise caused by leaning on the toilet while your drunk ass throws up.

Jack Daniels gave me a toilet necklace last night

by 2lucky2deal March 23, 2016

toilet sweat

A morning's deuce after a long night of whiskey drinking and hot wings.

Last night's debauchery caused the most horrid toilet sweat I've experienced in a while.

by LuckyCurtin January 1, 2015

Nuked toilet

a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit

"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."

by toiletnuker December 7, 2020

trucker's toilet

a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.

When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.

by anonymoustaylor April 10, 2011