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Toilet Snooks

(n) Toilet: a fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank.

"Liz heard the toilet flush"

(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.

“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”

This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
KJ: “Oh shit, Don Rickles just died.”

SCOTT: long pause “...Good”

ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”

CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
by Jeff Albino June 10, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Snooksmug.

Toilet Cloggers

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.
by The_Streets October 12, 2017
mugGet the Toilet Cloggersmug.

Toilet toddlers

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.
by McGtrell July 3, 2015
mugGet the Toilet toddlersmug.

Toilet Vomit

When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.
dude I took a piss and the toilet vomited!! That's my queue to leave.
by Mr.0range1981 August 6, 2010
mugGet the Toilet Vomitmug.

Human Toilet

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
mugGet the Human Toiletmug.

toilet splashback

this little "shit" that's coming back to where it come frome.When you're wondering why your anus is wet
The toilet splashback i had yesterday was pretty masive
by Bastibalu June 20, 2016
mugGet the toilet splashbackmug.

Nuked toilet

a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit
"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."
by toiletnuker December 7, 2020
mugGet the Nuked toiletmug.

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