Luke

A complete beta male

Look, it's Luke, he couldn't be further from being an alpha male

by Joe145 November 17, 2021

LUKE

HIS GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE STUPID ASS CHEEKS

luke not a cute boy

by kyriedr50 May 13, 2019

Luke

Shittiest person you'll ever meet. They're both really dumb, and super bitchy, meaning that they think they know everything but when told they're wrong, get upset about it.

God why the fuck does Luke act like such a bitch all the time

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 17, 2020

Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

An absolute fucking retard

See that mentally challenged retard over there, his name is Luke

by Lord mammoth cock August 17, 2018

Luke

A Stupid Idiot.

Luke you’re stupid.

by I’m Bored and Concerned February 19, 2019

Luke

A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.

bruh, you're such a Luke right now

by LukeHater(((((((()))))))))) May 2, 2019