Bed shuffle

The little dance you do when you first get into bed and its freezing cold and you need to warm your spot up.

It was so cold last night I must have done and 5 min bed shuffle

by Emnor January 22, 2016

slut shuffle

The act of when driving and someone attempts to enter the car the driver moves forward so the passenger can’t enter

“Dude I just slut shuffled Ethan in the target parking lot making him look like a fool”

by Natesgreat232 June 14, 2023

dookie shuffle

The walk you do with your ass cheeks squeezed real tight, and taking very small steps when you have to shit NOW.

I had to shit so bad I did the dookie shuffle to the bathroom.

by Sparky D63 September 5, 2015

Chinese shuffle

A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.

Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.

by NotMe1984 December 25, 2015

Shuffling the underlay

Euphemism for female masturbation, aka rub one out, flick the bean.

Where's Betty? She's upstairs, must be shuffling the underlay again.

by mackemlad1 September 17, 2019

Department Shuffle

When you are in an office of some kind, and keep getting refered to diffrent departments.

Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!

by Gee37 May 31, 2009

The Hallway Shuffle

The Hallway Shuffle occurs when you are walking down the hallway at school directly towards someone, and when you go to step around them, they step the same way, resulting in a shuffle until you can finally get around each other.

Jim: Dude, yesterday I was doing The Hallway Shuffle for like, 10 minutes.

by mmmmmtaters March 14, 2010