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Hobo Mealing

The act of entering a local Wal-Mart and ordering popcorn chicken from the deli, then proceeding to not pay at the counter, and instead tour the store eating them. Taking a soda from the coolers and drinking is optional, but highly filling.
Hey Skylar, want to go do some Hobo Mealing?" "Naw man, I'm still full from the Hobo Mealing earlier!
by Quizzy The Great March 25, 2011
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Hobo Throw

A sport for those who like their leisure activities on the trampish side. Akin, to tossing the caber.
The rules are simple; the person who throws their hobo the furthest wins.
It gives the homeless a raison d'être once again.
Krystal the Magnificent: Tom, do you fancy partaking in a little hobo throwing this afternoon?

Tom: Sounds spiffing, I'll round up a couple of transients.
by Krystal the Magnificent February 18, 2009
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Hobo Max

HBO max but free!! Only to be used by fellow hobos in a large community unless said otherwise
Dude get out of that tent Bob is plying Hobo Max on his TV.
by Hobo Max July 8, 2022
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Hobo Douche

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.
Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.
by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011
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Hobo Shank

The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.
Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."

(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)

Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"

Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"

Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"
by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009
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Dirty hobo

Feeling like a dirty hobo, is when you have been working for weeks straight without taking a shower or any form of cleaning.
" I feel like a dirty hobo right now dude"
by ThatOneParticularGuy October 9, 2017
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Hobo Whoreotic

A person who is sexual attracted to someone who is hobo sexual. They often will get into a relationship with someone who will move in quickly so they don't live alone.
Person 1: "Wow isn't that the seventh girl to live with Jordan this year?:
Person 2: "Yea it's because he is a Hobo Whoreotic"
by Jackson O'Donnell October 11, 2020
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